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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than h3!! outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than h3!! since h3!! is supposed t
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"El anticucho se hace de Corazón".
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"I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"
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The Heavy Metal Gods approve. May Jupiter Optimus Maximus Soter shine upon you.
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I am the Lord of Limbo! Fear me mortals!
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